13 Best Movies of 2008

13 Best Movies of 2008:

13. Milk

12. Be Kind Rewind

11. Slumdog Millionaire 

10. No Country for Old Men 

9. Quantum of Solace 

8. W.

7. Wanted

6. Valkyrie 

5. Gran Torino

4. Kung Fu Panda

3. The Dark Knight

2. Eagle Eye

1. Ironman

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13 Reasons the Panthers Lost

(Panthers' logo on a loyal Panthers fan, who had high hopes for his team.)

13 Reasons the Panthers Lost:

13. Jake Delhomme's 1st Interception.

12. Not running the football with Williams and Stewart.

11. Jake Delhomme

10. Not putting someone on Fitzgerald.

9. Jake Delhomme's 2nd Interception.

8. Jake Delhomme

7. Jake Delhomme's 3rd Interception.

6. Jake Delhomme's 4th Interception.

5. Jake Delhomme

4. Not getting the ball to the best receiver in football, Steve Smith.

3. Jake Delhomme's 5th Interception.

2. Jake Delhomme's Fumble.

1. Jake Delhomme

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13 Essential Truths

13 Essential Truths:

13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

12. You probably do not want to know what that odor is.

11. Certain LEGOs will pass through the digestive tract of a four year old.

10. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it is too late.

9. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy.

8. A 3-year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

7. A king size water-bed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. foot house 4 inches deep.

6. A six year old boy scout can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 year old
man says they can only do it in the movies.

5. Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence.

4. The glass in windows (even double pane) will not stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

3. Neither garbage bags nor bed sheets make good parachutes.

2. Upon being dangled, your parent's keys will force you to turn your head.

1. Super glue is forever.

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13 New Year Resolutions

13 New Year Resolutions:

13. Go to the dentist, something you have been putting off for years.

12. Spend more time with family and less time on Myspace and Facebook.

11. Get out of Debt.

10. Quit Smoking.

9. Get healthy, not lose weight.

8. Go back to school and finish your degree.

7. Be an extra in a movie.

6. Quit Drinking.

5. Be there for your family.

4. Apologize to the one's you love for what you did last year.

3. Find a recession proof job.

2. Say no to soda.

1. Stop making resolutions that you can't do.

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