13 Essential Truths

13 Essential Truths:

13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

12. You probably do not want to know what that odor is.

11. Certain LEGOs will pass through the digestive tract of a four year old.

10. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it is too late.

9. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy.

8. A 3-year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

7. A king size water-bed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. foot house 4 inches deep.

6. A six year old boy scout can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 year old
man says they can only do it in the movies.

5. Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence.

4. The glass in windows (even double pane) will not stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

3. Neither garbage bags nor bed sheets make good parachutes.

2. Upon being dangled, your parent's keys will force you to turn your head.

1. Super glue is forever.

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