13 Celebrities who should never be President

13 Celebrities who should never be President:

13. Flava Flav

12. Alec Baldwin

11. Courtney Love

10. Cookie Monster

9. Pee Wee Herman

8. Hulk Hogan

7. Rosie O'Donnell

6. Michael Vick

5. Kanye West

4. K-Fed

3. Amy Winehouse

2. Carrot Top

1. Tom Cruise

Who else shouldn't be president?

13 Celebrities who should be President

13 Celebrities who should be President:

13. Pinocchio. At least we would KNOW when he is lying to us.

12. 50 Cent. Maybe a little too much war though.

11. The iPhone. It's what everyone wants, AND it looks cool.

10. Steve Urkel. Haha.

9. Donald Trump. This Economy.

8. Willy from Free Willy. Come on, it'd be great.

7. The Burger King King. Creepy enought to vote for.

6. Robert Downey Jr. With 12 of those suits, you could run the world.

5. Mr. T . I pity the fool who doesn't run a country.

4. Aladdin and Genie (VP). Aladdin wishes for change, Genie makes it happen.

3. Steven T. Colbert. He has a spider named after him.

2. Barney. Let's all love each other.

1. Chuck Norris. You know deep down he is a Democrat, he is very liberal with those roundhouse kicks!

Who do you like?

13 Greatest Actors

13 Greatest Actors:

13. Nicolas Cage

12. Sally Field

11. Sean Penn

10. Morgan Freeman

9. Diane Keaton

8. Will Smith

7. Gregory Peck

6. Tom Hanks

5. Marlon Brando

4. Denzel Washington

3. Gene Hackman

2. Robert DeNiro

1. Al Pacino

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13 Worst Actors

13 Worst Actors:

13. David Hasselhoff

12. David Caruso

11. Paris Hilton

10. Ashton Kutcher

9. Ben Stiller

8. William Shatner

7. Hilary Duff

6. Kirsten Dunst

5. Mike Myers

4. Paul Walker

3. Ben Affleck

2. Steven Seagal

1. Tom Cruise

13 Crazy Cool facts

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13 Crazy Cool facts:

13. In Cleveland, Ohio it is illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.

12. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body that it could squirt blood 30 feet.

11. North Dakota has never had an earthquake.

10. A catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

9. A car traveling 100 mph would take more than 29 million years to reach the nearest star.

8. 20% of Americans think that the sun orbits around the Earth.

7. In 21 states, Wal-Mart is the largest employer for citizen.

6. A snail can have about 25,000 teeth.

5. Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

4. One of Hewlett Packard's first product ideas was an automatic urinal flusher.

3. Moisture, not air, causes super glue to dry.

2. One in every 4 Americans has appeared on television.

1. Banging your head against a wall burns about 150 calories an hour.

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13 Worst Times to Laugh

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13 Worst Times to Laugh:

13.After understanding a joke you shouldn't have.

12.When the cops ask if there's something in the trunk.

11.On the witness stand.

10.When mom/dad/manager/spouse falls down the stairs.

9.When parent is yelling at you or your siblings.

8.Of course, at a funeral.

7.While drinking water during a board meeting.

6.When someone is angry at you and says something that makes 0% sense.

5.When you smell something funny in a conference room and know it wasn't you.

4.While the pastor is praying.

3.When your have to toss your dog its food because he has a cone on his face.

2.Standing next to someone in a public bathroom, at a urinal.

1.When you REALLY have to go to the bathroom, and there's no way you can, i.e. in a car on a long trip.

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13 Reasons to Stay Up Late

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13 Reasons to Stay Up Late:

13. No one around to fight over the remote.

12. Catch the Fresh Prince episodes you can quote word for word.

11. Eat all you want; no one to stop you.

10. Steven Colbert.

9. Everything seems funnier at 3 in the morning.

8. Good Times, The Office, and In Living Color reruns.

7. Youtube videos seem to be more enjoyable when there is nothing else to do.

6. Pets seem to like you more when everyone else is asleep.

5. To brag to your friends.

4. Lower temperatures allow you to dig more economically (by saving water) to China.
3. Infomercials; my personal favorite, the Magic Bullet.

2. You pay for cable, watch everything on HBO and Cinemax this month!

1. Sleep is the most overrated thing since Ovaltine.

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13 Excuses for Being Late

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13 Excuses for Being Late to Work:

13. I'd rather sleep in my bed than at the office.

12. I was auditioning for American Idol.

11. I was losing my mind this morning. It took me awhile to find it.

10. Someone stole my latte.

9. I'm not late, your early.

8. I'm sorry, but I had to stop to get you, ummm, this sandwich!

7. I was in court for speeding.

6. Bradgelina just had a baby!

5. I finally lost the cops!

4. Diarrhea.

3. I got locked inside my car again.

2. There was a traffic jam. A chicken was hit by a car while trying to cross the road.

1. The line was long at Starbucks.

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