13 Greatest TV Shows

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13 Greatest TV Shows:

13. Friends

12. Family Guy

11. M*A*S*H

10. Good Times

9. I Love Lucy

8. The Sopranos

7. Sportscenter

6. Prison Break

5. The Colbert Report

4. The Andy Griffith Show

3. Cheers

2. The Cosby Show

1. Seinfeld

Agree or disagree?

13 TV Shows that Almost Worked

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13 TV Shows that Almost Worked:

13. The Real Housewives of Orange County

12. The Littlest Groom

11. The Black Donnellys

10. The Swan

9. Who Wants To Marry My Dad

8. Andy Barker, PI.

7. The Jerry Springer Show

6. Farmer Wants A Wife

5. Cavemen

4. The Brady Bunch Hour

3. Armed & Famous

2. Britney & Kevin: Chaotic

1. My Super Sweet 16

Got any other ones?

13 MORE Phrases to Remember

A reader asked me to post more... so here they are!

13 MORE Phrases to Remember:

13. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

12. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

10. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

9. The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

8. Don't sweat petty things....or pet sweaty things.

7. What doesn't kill you, didn't kill you.

6. The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

5. Less is not more, it is less.

4. Change is inevitable....except from vending machines.

3. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

2. He who laughs last is a slow thinker.

1. Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back.

13 Phrases to Live by

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13 Phrases to Live by:

13. Health nuts are going to feel bad someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

12. Why does a "slight" tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a "substantial" tax cut saves you thirty cents?

11. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

10. Health is the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

9. Half the people you know are below average.

8. People are like Slinkies, you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

7. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

6. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

5. We should put Blockbuster in charge of Immigration & Homeland Security, no more expired visas!

4. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internetand they won't bother you for weeks.

3. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

2. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

1. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

13 Reasons Star Wars beats Titanic

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13 Reasons Star Wars beats Titanic:

13. The Titanic may have been big, but the Death Star... come on.

12. Leia is a princess, a senator, a freedom fighter, and Jedi material; Rose is not.

11. Han is frozen in carbonite, turned into a wall ornament, and then fights the Dark Side. Leo freezes and that's it.

10. When Star Wars was proclaimed coolest movie of all time by half of planet earth, George Lucas did not make an idiot of himself at the Oscars.

9. Ewoks throw better parties than a cruise.

8. Leo can dance... Luke dances while blindfolded and being shot at with nothing to protect him but a neon sword.

7. Rose braves icy water to rescue her man. Leia braves Jabba the Hutt.

6. If Luke were handcuffed to a pipe below decks in a sinking ship, he would use the Force to get the key, or just destroy the pipe.

5. We knew the boat was gonna sink, obviously. But who could've anticipated, "Luke, I am your father"?

4. Han Solo WOULD have steered clear of that iceberg, WITH his eyes closed.

3. It would be much scarier to get chased around the boat by a crazy man with a lightsaber as opposed to a handgun.

2. Yoda could use the Force to lift Titanic out of the water.

1. Ice and lightsabers. Which one would you rather run into?

13 Least Used Words

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13 Least Used Words

13. Inro

12. Blick

11. Tella

10. Savills

9. Homemakers

8. Golgotha

7. Lauro

6. Multilingualism

5. Tangency

4. Carniola

3. Workless

2. Recrossed

1. Conquistador

What do you think?

13 MOST Used Words

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13 MOST Used Words:

13. On

12. For

11. I

10. Was

9. Is

8. It

7. That

6. In

5. A

4. To

3. And

2. Of

1. The

ANY SURPRISES?

13 MORE Thought Provokers

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13 More Thought Provokers:

13. Why do "cool" and "hot" mean the same thing?

12. Where do all the daylight savings hours go?

11. What's the opposite of opposite?

10. Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows?

9. Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new
people"?

8. Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

7. Can a school teacher give a homeless child homework?

6. Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man?

5. Is it legal to name your kid "Anonymous"?

4. How young can you be, but still die of old age?

3. Why are pennies bigger than dimes?

2. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

1. Did Adam and Eve have navels?

13 Thought Provokers

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13 Thought Provokers:

13. When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?

12. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

11. Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

10. Why do extraordinary and extra ordinary mean total opposites?

9. Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns?

8. Why does night fall and day break?

7. If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?"

6. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

5. If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?

4. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

3. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

2. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.

1. Why is there brail at drive up ATMs?

Got any thought provokers?!

13 CRAZY FACTS

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13 Crazy Facts:

13. You use more calories eating celery than there are in the celery itself.

12. Most people use over 16,000 gallons of water in their lifetimes.

11. It is estimated that at any one moment, 0.7% of the world’s population are drunk.

10. When glass breaks, the cracks move faster than 3,000 miles per hour.

9. At least 2 people die every year from vending machines falling on them.

8. Odds of hitting a jackpot with a slot machine are 889 to 1.

7. The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000.

6. Cat urine glows under a black-light!

5. Vanna White has received over 3,500 written letters proposing to her.

4. The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30ft.

3. More than 2,500 left handed people are killed every year from using right handed products.

2. The average life expectancy of an enemy soldier in a Chuck Norris film is 4 seconds.

1. One million Americans, about 3,000 each day, take up smoking each year. Most of them are children.

ANY OTHER CRAZY FACTS?

13 Tech Phrases and What They Mean

Hey everyone, sorry for the long downtime since the last post!

13 Tech Phrases and what They Mean:

13. Works with Windows! Means: Requires drivers and updates.

12. Unmatched! Means: More of the same.

11. Field-Tested! Means: A group of kids told us it was great.

10. Reliable! Means: Will last through the warranty.

9. Fool-proof! Means: WE can use it without issue.

8. Exclusive! Means: Absolutely nothing.

7. Updates Automatically! Means: Yes, that many bugs.

6. New Generation! Means: This one works!

5. Breakthrough! Means: Finally finished.

4. Direct Sales Only! Means: Manufacturers wanted too much.

3. Top of the line! Means: Best you can get, until our competitor's launch next week.

2. Revolutionary! Means: It is slightly different from our previous model.

1. NEW! Means: Different colors, and more expensive.

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