13 Lines of Sarcasm

13 Lines of Sarcasm:

13. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

12. If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk.

11. I get enough exercise pushing my luck.

10. Born free... taxed to death.

9. I don't care, I don't have to.

8. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

7. Don't hit me. My lawyer's in jail.

6. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

5. I'm just driving this way to piss you off.

4. How can I be overdrawn, I still have checks!

3. This would be really funny if it wasn't happening to me.

2. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

1. The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

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