13 Excuses for Being Late

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13 Excuses for Being Late to Work:

13. I'd rather sleep in my bed than at the office.

12. I was auditioning for American Idol.

11. I was losing my mind this morning. It took me awhile to find it.

10. Someone stole my latte.

9. I'm not late, your early.

8. I'm sorry, but I had to stop to get you, ummm, this sandwich!

7. I was in court for speeding.

6. Bradgelina just had a baby!

5. I finally lost the cops!

4. Diarrhea.

3. I got locked inside my car again.

2. There was a traffic jam. A chicken was hit by a car while trying to cross the road.

1. The line was long at Starbucks.

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